Birthday card 
Front: 
hbd 🥳 u r def cooked fr fr 😂🔥
but still main char energy 🫡
iykyk lol no cap ur lvl 99 in life xp 💯
gnrl boss vibes.
stay slayin til ur outta respawns 🕹️🎂
 
Inside:  
You can’t read texts from my generation, and I can’t read cursive.
We’re even.
 
Translation Inside:
Happy birthday! You’re definitely old (in a funny way) but still the main character in the story. If you know, you know. No lie, you’re at the top level of life experience, like a level 99 boss in a video game. Keep rocking until you run out of lives.